Well Johnny was a young boy, he was only ten years old
He just wanted something to do
Untill one day he found something new that he though was fun
That he'd been sat on all along

He opened up the toilet seat
Found something good for him to eat
He opened up real wide
And shoved that shit inside
Took a couple of chews and then he swallowed

'Cos Johnny ate a peice of poo
No, Johnny ate a peice of poo
And yeah, Johnny ate a peice of poo
Yeah, Johnny ate a peice of his own excrement

And he still goes three times a day
But he don't flush his waste away
Reaches inside the bowl
To make a casarole
That he can share with all his family

Cos Johnny ate a peice of poo
Yeah, Johnny ate a peice of poo
No,Johnny ate a peice of poo
Yeah, Johnny ate a peice of his own excrement

Here we go
Johnny ate a peice of poo
(Yeah, Johnny ate a peice of poo)
Johnny ate a peice of poo
(No, Johnny ate a peice of poo)
Johnny ate a peice of poo
(Yeah, Johnny ate a piece a peice of his own excrement)
Johnny ate a peice of his own poo